I Am So Incredibly-Amazingly-Fantastically-Truly-Surely Tired

I am so tired right now that I can't even describe it in English.
In fact, the only language that could explain how tired I am is Gibberish.

How tired I am....in Gibberish.  Enjoy:

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That's all one word, by the way.  And no, I didn't type that with my forehead or something stupid like that.....I used my chin.  Let me tell you, if you need to just lose some weight around your neck, chin-typing is the way to go.
So why am I so tired, you ask.  I don't know, I reply.  It may have to do with the fact that I only got 6 1/2 of the recommended 8 hours of sleep last night (not that I did the math or anything;  I made my personal mathematician do it), or maybe it's because I stayed awake in science class today.  Either way, I'm tired.  Now you ask, why am I writing a blog post when I could be sleeping? Now I say, HA. HAHA. HA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAAAAAA. I wish. The reason why I'm blog-posting about my fatigue is because I'm supposed to be writing journal entries from the eyes of a 12-year-old colonial girl.  I'm using this site for its prop

Dude.  This blog post even bores me.  I think I may fall asleep.  I'm gonna go away now....but if I don't post this people will be all like "POST. POST. POST. I WANT TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAILURE." so I will post this....
No I won't
I will
I won't
I WILL
NOT
WILL
NOT
GOD EMMA. YOU ARE SO ANNOYING.  GO AWAY.
FINE, EMMA.  YOU ARE SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS BRAT.
......did you just call me a bratwurst?
No.
Yeah you did.
Nuh uhhhhh
YUH HUHH.
LIAR.
That's it.  I'm gonna go get Emma.
....no....you don't know what you're saying...no....please, I beg you.  DON'T GET EMMA.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA EMMMMAAAAA!!!! EMMA IS BEING MEAN
RRASLFFJSLJGFKDSJGIJHGIH GO TO BED.
okay.
okay.


And that, dear reader, is why one must always sleep at night.  If you don't, you might create two versions of yourself who fight with each other until one calls for the third version of you who just happens to be way more powerful than the other two.  BYEEEEEEE.