http://procatinator.com/
Now that you've enjoyed that, you can enjoy the fact that I think I'll actually start writing here again. And stick to it. Yes. Win. Well then. I shall go write things while you are enchanted by those gorgeous felines. WOO!
Friday, March 23, 2012
Makeover For Le Blog
I feel like this background better captures the lowest form of procrastination (daydreaming) quite well. I chose this one even though I feel like there are thousands of blogs with the same background as I. Oh well for them, because I officially declare it mine.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Saturday, February 18, 2012
How To Properly Critique A Painting-Randomly Generated Topic
There is a very specific procedure that must be followed in order to properly critique any painting.
Now, because I'm such an awesome person, I'm going to teach you the procedure, so you don't look like a fool.
Step 1: Find a painting.
Step 2: Say something that sounds proper. I recommend you just choose a word off of your list of manners and say it with a British accent. Everything sounds proper with a British accent. Every. Thing.
Step 3: Go "Hmmmmmm", "Ahhhhh", and-if you're feeling wild- "I seeeeeee"
Step 4: Tilt your head to the side ever so slightly.
Step 5: Make a comment about fruit. Because every piece of art involves fruit. Some random scientist proved it. I promise. Example: "The banana-ism reference really brings out the peach in that cow's eyes."
Step 6: Find another painting and repeat.
If that's too much for you, here are some simpler options that real, breathing, actually existing, true people have said.
Jennifer: "HUGATTACK!!!!"
Noah: "?"
Another Emma: "I dunno"
There you have it. Now that you're brilliant, go be successful at everything because you can critique any painting! :D
Now, because I'm such an awesome person, I'm going to teach you the procedure, so you don't look like a fool.
Step 1: Find a painting.
Step 2: Say something that sounds proper. I recommend you just choose a word off of your list of manners and say it with a British accent. Everything sounds proper with a British accent. Every. Thing.
Step 3: Go "Hmmmmmm", "Ahhhhh", and-if you're feeling wild- "I seeeeeee"
Step 4: Tilt your head to the side ever so slightly.
Step 5: Make a comment about fruit. Because every piece of art involves fruit. Some random scientist proved it. I promise. Example: "The banana-ism reference really brings out the peach in that cow's eyes."
Step 6: Find another painting and repeat.
If that's too much for you, here are some simpler options that real, breathing, actually existing, true people have said.
Jennifer: "HUGATTACK!!!!"
Noah: "?"
Another Emma: "I dunno"
There you have it. Now that you're brilliant, go be successful at everything because you can critique any painting! :D
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
I Am So Incredibly-Amazingly-Fantastically-Truly-Surely Tired
I am so tired right now that I can't even describe it in English.
In fact, the only language that could explain how tired I am is Gibberish.
How tired I am....in Gibberish. Enjoy:
jm k,bhnjmnbfv gtjkgfsdfghkhb hyrfcfytgfvbgfvcv vcffggfbhuhj cxfffgvbgghh vgfghvb hygfvbnbvcgbnghgfvb tg bnm mkol.,. b cfdfdcxcvrfds fv fgtyujbnm hgbv vbgyhn mkkm, jjhgfv dc cfd jujnb m,kj gv bghmnjikm,l gbv bv tgbbnnkmm opiyutyrtfdgfhjhk,.mnbvc qwertyuiop[]';lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,./
That's all one word, by the way. And no, I didn't type that with my forehead or something stupid like that.....I used my chin. Let me tell you, if you need to just lose some weight around your neck, chin-typing is the way to go.
So why am I so tired, you ask. I don't know, I reply. It may have to do with the fact that I only got 6 1/2 of the recommended 8 hours of sleep last night (not that I did the math or anything; I made my personal mathematician do it), or maybe it's because I stayed awake in science class today. Either way, I'm tired. Now you ask, why am I writing a blog post when I could be sleeping? Now I say, HA. HAHA. HA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAAAAAA. I wish. The reason why I'm blog-posting about my fatigue is because I'm supposed to be writing journal entries from the eyes of a 12-year-old colonial girl. I'm using this site for its prop
Dude. This blog post even bores me. I think I may fall asleep. I'm gonna go away now....but if I don't post this people will be all like "POST. POST. POST. I WANT TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAILURE." so I will post this....
No I won't
I will
I won't
I WILL
NOT
WILL
NOT
GOD EMMA. YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. GO AWAY.
FINE, EMMA. YOU ARE SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS BRAT.
......did you just call me a bratwurst?
No.
Yeah you did.
Nuh uhhhhh
YUH HUHH.
LIAR.
That's it. I'm gonna go get Emma.
....no....you don't know what you're saying...no....please, I beg you. DON'T GET EMMA.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA EMMMMAAAAA!!!! EMMA IS BEING MEAN
RRASLFFJSLJGFKDSJGIJHGIH GO TO BED.
okay.
okay.
And that, dear reader, is why one must always sleep at night. If you don't, you might create two versions of yourself who fight with each other until one calls for the third version of you who just happens to be way more powerful than the other two. BYEEEEEEE.
In fact, the only language that could explain how tired I am is Gibberish.
How tired I am....in Gibberish. Enjoy:
jm k,bhnjmnbfv gtjkgfsdfghkhb hyrfcfytgfvbgfvcv vcffggfbhuhj cxfffgvbgghh vgfghvb hygfvbnbvcgbnghgfvb tg bnm mkol.,. b cfdfdcxcvrfds fv fgtyujbnm hgbv vbgyhn mkkm, jjhgfv dc cfd jujnb m,kj gv bghmnjikm,l gbv bv tgbbnnkmm opiyutyrtfdgfhjhk,.mnbvc qwertyuiop[]';lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,./
That's all one word, by the way. And no, I didn't type that with my forehead or something stupid like that.....I used my chin. Let me tell you, if you need to just lose some weight around your neck, chin-typing is the way to go.
So why am I so tired, you ask. I don't know, I reply. It may have to do with the fact that I only got 6 1/2 of the recommended 8 hours of sleep last night (not that I did the math or anything; I made my personal mathematician do it), or maybe it's because I stayed awake in science class today. Either way, I'm tired. Now you ask, why am I writing a blog post when I could be sleeping? Now I say, HA. HAHA. HA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAAAAAA. I wish. The reason why I'm blog-posting about my fatigue is because I'm supposed to be writing journal entries from the eyes of a 12-year-old colonial girl. I'm using this site for its prop
Dude. This blog post even bores me. I think I may fall asleep. I'm gonna go away now....but if I don't post this people will be all like "POST. POST. POST. I WANT TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAILURE." so I will post this....
No I won't
I will
I won't
I WILL
NOT
WILL
NOT
GOD EMMA. YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. GO AWAY.
FINE, EMMA. YOU ARE SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS BRAT.
......did you just call me a bratwurst?
No.
Yeah you did.
Nuh uhhhhh
YUH HUHH.
LIAR.
That's it. I'm gonna go get Emma.
....no....you don't know what you're saying...no....please, I beg you. DON'T GET EMMA.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA EMMMMAAAAA!!!! EMMA IS BEING MEAN
RRASLFFJSLJGFKDSJGIJHGIH GO TO BED.
okay.
okay.
And that, dear reader, is why one must always sleep at night. If you don't, you might create two versions of yourself who fight with each other until one calls for the third version of you who just happens to be way more powerful than the other two. BYEEEEEEE.
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Song Addiction
I linked to this song in my last post, but I still felt like it deserved its' own post.
This song is the most amazingestful thing have EVER heard.
EVER.
This guy named Nick who goes by the name of Pogo who's from Australia takes extremely small sound clips from movies, pieces them together, and creates amazing new music out of it. This song in particular is called UPular because it's all clips from the Disney Pixar movie- UP! From what I've pieced together, Pixar wanted this guy to do this so it's all legal and stuff.
The thing about this song, though, is that it's 3D. Yeah. 3D. Like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 was. "How???" you ask me with a look as if I am throwing a sack of kittens in a pool filled with sharks (I don't do that anymore--don't worry). The answer is, "I can't answer that. But it can."
Grab a pair of earbuds or headphones, turn it up loud, close your eyes, and listen to the 3Dness. It seriously sounds like they're circling your head. No lie.
Another thing I love about this song is the fact that it sounds like someone's saying "couscous" over and over at some points. That voice is from the actor Jordan Nagai an 11-year-old actor who played Russell. I found a picture of him because I do that stuff.
This song is the most amazingestful thing have EVER heard.
EVER.
This guy named Nick who goes by the name of Pogo who's from Australia takes extremely small sound clips from movies, pieces them together, and creates amazing new music out of it. This song in particular is called UPular because it's all clips from the Disney Pixar movie- UP! From what I've pieced together, Pixar wanted this guy to do this so it's all legal and stuff.
The thing about this song, though, is that it's 3D. Yeah. 3D. Like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 was. "How???" you ask me with a look as if I am throwing a sack of kittens in a pool filled with sharks (I don't do that anymore--don't worry). The answer is, "I can't answer that. But it can."
Grab a pair of earbuds or headphones, turn it up loud, close your eyes, and listen to the 3Dness. It seriously sounds like they're circling your head. No lie.
Another thing I love about this song is the fact that it sounds like someone's saying "couscous" over and over at some points. That voice is from the actor Jordan Nagai an 11-year-old actor who played Russell. I found a picture of him because I do that stuff.
Russian Art- Randomly Generated Topic
I needed a topic.
Naturally, I went to Google for help on that.
I started by opening Google. I felt pretty accomplished so I took a well earned twenty minute break to listen to this amazing song about ten times. I returned and typed 'Random blog t' and it saved me the work of typing five more characters by suggesting 'Random blog topics'. That's just one of the reasons why I love Google. Anyway I clicked on the third link (those always seem better than the first two so now I just skip them) and it took me to a site with a boatload of ads and a tiny box that said 'Generate topic'. I clicked it and it said Russian Art. Instantly, I thought of the only Russian Art I've ever seen. And by art, I mean ballet.
I was probably in fifth grade when my mom said we were going to go see a Russian ballet group perform Sleeping Beauty. We were both pretty excited to go. When the day of the show came, we were expecting a pretty fantastic show because the group was so good that they were on tour to perform all over the world. We got there and as soon as the curtain rose, we instantly wished we had never gone. It started with some woman dressed all in black--possibly the thirteenth fairy--swinging on a HUMONGOUS pendulum that was only a few feet off of the stage. She went on swinging like that for about 7/8 of the first act. That wasn't all, though. She had an army of maybe 10 people dressed in nude suits doing whatever messed up "dancing" they wanted, or so it seemed. At one point, there was a girl, supposedly Sleeping Beauty, who ran around for a few minutes looking extremely confused until she ran off stage. Then act 1 was over. We didn't feel like watching that happen for another 2 hours so we left. The end.
Naturally, I went to Google for help on that.
I started by opening Google. I felt pretty accomplished so I took a well earned twenty minute break to listen to this amazing song about ten times. I returned and typed 'Random blog t' and it saved me the work of typing five more characters by suggesting 'Random blog topics'. That's just one of the reasons why I love Google. Anyway I clicked on the third link (those always seem better than the first two so now I just skip them) and it took me to a site with a boatload of ads and a tiny box that said 'Generate topic'. I clicked it and it said Russian Art. Instantly, I thought of the only Russian Art I've ever seen. And by art, I mean ballet.
I was probably in fifth grade when my mom said we were going to go see a Russian ballet group perform Sleeping Beauty. We were both pretty excited to go. When the day of the show came, we were expecting a pretty fantastic show because the group was so good that they were on tour to perform all over the world. We got there and as soon as the curtain rose, we instantly wished we had never gone. It started with some woman dressed all in black--possibly the thirteenth fairy--swinging on a HUMONGOUS pendulum that was only a few feet off of the stage. She went on swinging like that for about 7/8 of the first act. That wasn't all, though. She had an army of maybe 10 people dressed in nude suits doing whatever messed up "dancing" they wanted, or so it seemed. At one point, there was a girl, supposedly Sleeping Beauty, who ran around for a few minutes looking extremely confused until she ran off stage. Then act 1 was over. We didn't feel like watching that happen for another 2 hours so we left. The end.